jakepreilly
I make work that makes headlines.
And wins international acclaim.
(Also, stuff that doesn’t).
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report,
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok,
Forced Allstate to commit a felony,
Rebranded a $4B unicorn startup,
Convinced Audi to give up car porn,
Trolled my way to Reddit infamy,
Nearly aided in FTX’s fraud,
Somehow managed to sell these,
Climbed these, broke this, lost that,
Ran some errands, caught a movie,
And solved hold music over lunch.
There’s probably more to say,
(Things I’m less than proud of).
But no one needs another writer,
Who doesn’t know when to shut up.
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jakepreilly@gmail.com
303-910-4628
CLIENT: No one in particular
A low-lying curb tragically forced me to say goodbye to my best friend far too soon—RIP iPhone 11. (Jan 2022 - Feb 2022).
iPhone memorial at California and Kearney in San Francisco.
After thousands of wears, my lifetime favorite shirt "baby blue", got left behind in a hotel room. Still havent forgiven myself. (2003 - 2011).
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T-shirt memorial, airburshed acrylic on XL white tee.
