Hi there, I’m Jake.
I make things for brands.
Or just for my own amusement
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok
Convinced Allstate to commit a felony
And forced Audi to give up car porn
I put myself through opioid withdrawal
Invented a place called ‘Sucktown’,
And made grown men act like dinosaurs
My work graces the front page of Reddit
The permanent collection at MOMA
And the back of Earl Morris’ interrotron
Receiving Vimeo ‘Staff Picks’
Titanium Lions at Cannes
And Webby Special Achievements
I tend to fully commit to big ideas,
Search for humanity above all
And be unafraid of the unsolvable
There’s probably more to say
But if we’re being honest
No one likes a writer
Who can’t craft
To a space
For three and a half years, every time my (now wife) asked me to take a photo of her, I secretly ran the video instead.
: Despite my endless trolling, she said yes!!