jakepreilly

Hi, hello, hi. I’m Jake.

I make work that makes headlines.
And wins international acclaim.
Also, stuff that doesn’t.
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report,
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok,
And forced Allstate to commit a felony.
I’m at home rebranding $4B startups,
Managing multi-million dollar TV spots,
And stealing the Super Bowl on a dime.
My work appears atop your Reddit feed,
On discovery documents in fraud court,
And in your ears while waiting on-hold.
I tend to fully committ to projects I’m on,
Search for humanity first and foremost,
Stupidity, second and secondmost,
And this other thing, never at all.
There’s probably more to say,
But if we’re being honest,
No one wants a writer,
Who never shuts up. 

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jakepreilly@gmail.com
303-910-4628
Mark

CLIENT: Personal    

I search for the answers to the questions we all want to know but you don’t want polluting your browser history.       
           
   

More stupidity at: https://www.tiktok.com/@shamefulsearches