jakepreilly

TAKE ME BACK!!!

I make work that makes headlines.
And wins international acclaim.
(Also, stuff that doesn’t).
I’ve never needed a media buy.
Always been obssesed with craft.
And prefer being first. (Or last).

I made America stop hating Subway.
Broke the internet with an inflatable.
Outfoxed the NFL with 7-Eleven.
And turned a 100 year old brand pink.
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report.
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok.
Forced Allstate to commit a felony.
Convinced Audi to give up car porn.
And rebranded a Silicon Valley unicorn.

I also trolled my way to Reddit infamy. 
Trotured myself for addiction awareness.
And gave up tech before it was trendy. 
If you’d like to know more about me,
Please reach out to my mother.

jakepreilly@gmail.com
303-910-4628
Mark

CLIENT: Personal    

I search for the answers to the questions we all want to know but you don’t want polluting your browser history.       
           
   

More stupidity at: https://www.tiktok.com/@shamefulsearches