jakepreilly

Hi, hello, hi. I’m Jake.

I make work that makes headlines.
And wins international acclaim.
Also, stuff that doesn’t.
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report,
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok,
And forced Allstate to commit a felony.
I’m at home rebranding $4B startups,
Managing multi-million dollar TV spots,
And stealing the Super Bowl on a dime.
My work appears atop your Reddit feed,
On discovery documents in fraud court,
And in your ears while waiting on-hold.
I tend to fully committ to projects I’m on,
Search for humanity first and foremost,
Stupidity, second and secondmost,
And this other thing, never at all.
There’s probably more to say,
But if we’re being honest,
No one wants a writer,
Who never shuts up. 

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jakepreilly@gmail.com
303-910-4628
Mark

CLIENT: The Scam-Artists Formerly Known As FTX     TALENT: Nic Cage 

The now-defunct crypto platform wanted a Super Bowl spot that would win USAToday AdMeter. We had already signed Nic Cage to a $10M deal to shoot this spot when news of their fraud came out. The “unlimited budget” they gave us makes a lot more sense now.