jakepreilly

Hi, hello, hi. I’m Jake.

I make work that makes headlines.
And wins international acclaim.
Also, stuff that doesn’t.
I’ve written raps for Bleacher Report,
Hacked doorbell cameras for Reebok,
And forced Allstate to commit a felony.
I’m at home rebranding $4B startups,
Managing multi-million dollar TV spots,
And stealing the Super Bowl on a dime.
My work appears atop your Reddit feed,
On discovery documents in fraud court,
And in your ears while waiting on-hold.
I tend to fully committ to projects I’m on,
Search for humanity first and foremost,
Stupidity, second and secondmost,
And what’s expected, never at all.
There’s probably more to say,
But if we’re being honest,
No one wants a writer,
Who never shuts up.

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jakepreilly@gmail.com
303-910-4628
Mark

CLIENT: Subway     DIRECTOR: Ray Smiling

While every other brand shelled out millions of dollars for big time celebrity cameos and primo media buys during The Big Game, the crack team at Subway’s Department of Innovative Promorional Ideas outhought every marketing team on the planet, and then some.